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Can you spot the difference?
2026-09-24 ·

Can you spot the difference?

Can you spot the difference between the Packers and these garbage cans? Several individuals are reportedly struggling to identify one.

You like that?
2026-09-24 ·

You like that?

Happy Thursday

Rodgers’ Last Ride Turns Into a Funeral Procession
2026-09-23 ·

Rodgers’ Last Ride Turns Into a Funeral Procession

Steelers offense so anemic no amount of ayahuasca could make you hallucinate that they’ll be good. Time to hang it up, Aaron.

The Masseuse is back?
2026-09-23 ·

The Masseuse is back?

Watson bringing back shades of 2020 and I’m not talking about the virus. Although some would say the Browns offense is an epidemic in itself. Perhaps a happy ending does the trick.

The Boston Mayessacre: A Scientific Investigation
2026-09-23 ·

The Boston Mayessacre: A Scientific Investigation

New peer-reviewed study reveals fantasy manager is still able to utilize the waiver and reject trades while sporting room temperature IQ.

Local Scam Artist Threatens League Integrity
2026-09-23 ·

Local Scam Artist Threatens League Integrity

Beware! Crazed loser tries to ship off middling RB1 and injured WR2 for elite WR1 talent with use of fake news and lies! Don't fall for it!

Panic! At the Endzone
2026-09-23 ·

Panic! At the Endzone

Panic Meter Week 3 Boston Mayessacre ability to find the end zone 12/10. 1 total team TD through 2 weeks…just like the real life Atlanta Falcons. Caleb Williams pain tolerance 100/10 Marvin Harrison 10000/10 Achane 5/10 Hampton 3/10 Packers OL 358760/10

Bryce Young Legit?
2026-09-23 ·

Bryce Young Legit?

Has Bryce Young FINALLY lived up to being the number one overall pick or just a victim of an easy schedule to start? Jury is still out but certainly beginning to raise some eyebrows.

Jaxon is that NJIGBA
2026-09-23 ·

Jaxon is that NJIGBA

Worried about repeating as a top 5 receiver or no Darnold? Fear no more, he is that Njigba.

Lord Have Mercy I'm About to BUST
2026-09-23 ·

Lord Have Mercy I'm About to BUST

Probably the biggest bust since Adam & Eve. Loveland leaving fantasy managers desperate after two weeks now compounded with the absence of no nail polish for a few weeks.

Dominance… a league of his own 👑
2026-09-22 ·

Dominance… a league of his own 👑

The separation between first and second place through 2 weeks is astounding. Some are saying it’s not even a fair fight! The season long points race might already be over. Catch me if you can…

Preston Wire to Wire?!?
2026-09-15

Preston Wire to Wire?!?

Wire to wire winner with no waiver wire additions? Can it be done??

Strib Club Closed Indefinitely
2026-09-15 ·

Strib Club Closed Indefinitely

Shut the lights off, lock the doors, and put the chairs up. The Strib Club is officially closed for the foreseeable future.

King Henry Is Ageless
2026-09-15 ·

King Henry Is Ageless

Father Time remains winless. Derrick Henry is still out here running through people like it’s 2019. It must already be snowing in VT.

No Love for Mr. Loveland
2026-09-15 ·

No Love for Mr. Loveland

Time to overreact. Bears score 59 points and this man puts up a goose egg. Is Colston Loveland already a bust?

Jalen Gets Coked Out, Finishes as WR1
2026-09-15 ·

Jalen Gets Coked Out, Finishes as WR1

Absolute chaos. Mans found an 8 ball before the game. Jalen went nuclear and casually finished as the WR1 on the week. Just as we all expected.

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